The Pacifist Queen of Naboo
first ran the blockade, and got through.
Her passion and need
saved the people of Theed,
while Palpatine’s power just grew.
The council of Jedis sent just two
to deal with the strife on Naboo,
secure in the notion
the Trade Federation
would still have no clue what to do.
All those accountants and clerks
weren’t your average jerks:
Though one Death Star would do,
they paid up-front for two,
and charged it to an Empire’s perqs.
First burned up, then sealed in black leather,
Darth Vader felt under the weather:
“Though Paul Stanley of KISS
might find this get-up pure bliss,
there are itches you can’t reach with a feather.”
The Milennium Falcon, it’s true,
cannot be regarded as new;
Still, she’s famed for her speed
and can vanish at need
from an Imperial frigate or two.
Well done. If you are still around reading this, you may be interested in my blog. I’m retelling the entire saga scene by scene over at http:starwarslimerick.blogspot.com
Good luck with that. I stopped by and read some, and they were good. Thanks for reading.
*gryns*
Thank you!
It takes quite a mind to produce
A limerick from spam and a goose
But an articulate pen
Brings surreal into ken
Be wary! There’s a mad poet loose!
This is the best. A limerick with locution in it should win prizes.
It won’t, of course. But it should.
When Yoda speaks, he’s quite terse
Each sentence he forms in reverse
At the end goes the subject
At the begining, the object
Only Jar-Jar’s locution is worse!
When Yoda speaks, he’s quite terse
Each sentence he forms in reverse
At the end goes the subject
At the begining, the object
Only Jar-Jar’s locution is worse!
This is the best. A limerick with locution in it should win prizes.
It won’t, of course. But it should.
*gryns*
Thank you!
It takes quite a mind to produce
A limerick from spam and a goose
But an articulate pen
Brings surreal into ken
Be wary! There’s a mad poet loose!
Re: Brilliant!
Thank you. Thank you. Remember to tip your server, and try the lambchops, they’re delicious.
Brilliant!
You sir are a sick twisted yet brilliant man.
Brilliant!
You sir are a sick twisted yet brilliant man.
Re: Brilliant!
Thank you. Thank you. Remember to tip your server, and try the lambchops, they’re delicious.