Poetry: All the Star Wars Limericks

There once was a munchkin named Anni,
who long watched a princess’s fanny.
Yet the Jedi adepts
just ignored his missteps,
and he turned to the Dark Side so canny.

Thus a slave-kid from dry Tattooine
made being a Jedi his dream.
Yet with help from the Sith
he found wedded blith,
and proceeded the Jedi to ream.

A Jedi master named Yoda,
rarely left their elaborate pagoda,
til a horny dumb kid,
did what the Sith bid—
then he went to a swampy abode-a.

That dangerous villain named Vader
earned fame as an Imperial raider. (heavy breathing)
“My Death Star is nice,
makes the Rebels think twice—
it’s condemned by Mr. Ralph Nader.”

A droid named Cee-3-P-0
when asked how far he would go
for the sake of R-2
the only partner he knew,
quickly offered his parts for the show.

Old Ben lived on the Dune Sea,
for no reason that any could see,
to watch Luke grow up
an exuberant pup,
too errant a Jedi to be.

The planet of Alderan perished,
and all that it honored and cherished
was blown into bits
by a crew of mad twits
acting from ethics impoverished.

“The Force can make you move faster,
and it works as your servant and master.”
But the smuggler said,
“you’ll get shot in the head,
if you don’t have a pretty good blaster.”

A pretty sweet princess named Leia,
thought Solo too much of a playa,
so she kissed with her tongue,
Luke Skywalker young,
which was so wrong, on more than one laya.

A hunter of bounties named Fett
captured Han Solo for debt.
To keep him held tight,
Fett used carbonite,
in a clear case of freeze and forget.

Please feel free to add more Star Wars Limericks in comments, below.

6 comments

  1. Re: Glad you liked…

    Hey there
    I’m truly sorry, but that weekend in June is Wildfire in CT (from Thursday-Sunday) and most of us (including Jay and myself) will be there :-(. Good luck finding people, though!

  2. Glad you liked…

    I’m glad you liked them.

    how are you and Jay doing these days? I follow your belly-dance perambulations with some interest, but I haven’t had much time to myself that wasn’t taken from me these days. Leah and I are not going to be around for your party on the 18th, unfortunately, but vacation opens up a lot of evenings for me, particularly thursdays, for the next few weeks.

    Also, would your belly dancers be interested in being part of Argonautica on the 9th and 10th?

    • Glad you liked…

      I’m glad you liked them.

      how are you and Jay doing these days? I follow your belly-dance perambulations with some interest, but I haven’t had much time to myself that wasn’t taken from me these days. Leah and I are not going to be around for your party on the 18th, unfortunately, but vacation opens up a lot of evenings for me, particularly thursdays, for the next few weeks.

      Also, would your belly dancers be interested in being part of Argonautica on the 9th and 10th?

      • Re: Glad you liked…

        Hey there
        I’m truly sorry, but that weekend in June is Wildfire in CT (from Thursday-Sunday) and most of us (including Jay and myself) will be there :-(. Good luck finding people, though!

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