Vader

A dangerous villain named Vader
earned fame as an Imperial raider.
(heavy breathing)
“My Death Star is nice,
makes the Rebels think twice—
it’s condemned by Mr. Ralph Nader.”

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13 comments

  1. Re: More Star Wars Limericks

    A hunter of bounties named Fett
    captured Han Solo for debt.
    To keep him held tight,
    Fett used carbonite,
    in a clear case of freeze and forget.

    And one final one…

    The planet of Alderan perished,
    and all that it honored and cherished
    was blown into bits
    by a crew of mad twits
    acting from ethics impoverished.

  2. Re: More Star Wars Limericks

    A hunter of bounties named Fett
    captured Han Solo for debt.
    To keep him held tight,
    Fett used carbonite,
    in a clear case of freeze and forget.

    And one final one…

    The planet of Alderan perished,
    and all that it honored and cherished
    was blown into bits
    by a crew of mad twits
    acting from ethics impoverished.

    • I am about to post all of them for the day in order. Enjoy being slightly broken all day. Try the fish and remember to tip your server.

  3. There once was a smuggler named Solo
    Who always kept things on the down low
    But he failed the Hutt
    Who sent for his butt
    And that’s why he shot first at Greedo

    Hee
    Tom

  4. There once was a smuggler named Solo
    Who always kept things on the down low
    But he failed the Hutt
    Who sent for his butt
    And that’s why he shot first at Greedo

    Hee
    Tom

    • More Star Wars Limericks

      There once was a munchkin named Anni,
      who long watched a princess’s fanny.
      The Jedi adepts
      long ignored his missteps,
      and he turned to the Dark Side so canny.

      or how about….

      A slave-kid from dry Tattooine
      made being a Jedi his dream.
      Yet with help from the Sith
      he found wedded bliss,
      and proceeded the Jedi to ream.

      A Jedi master named Yoda,
      rarely left their elaborate pagoda,
      til a horny dumb kid,
      did what the Sith bid—
      then he went to a swampy abode-a.

      Or how about…

      A droid named Cee-3-P-0
      when asked how far he would go
      for the sake of R-2
      the only partner he knew,
      quickly offered his parts for the show.

      how about ….

      A pretty sweet princess named Leia,
      thought Solo too much of a playa,
      so she kissed with her tongue,
      Luke Skywalker young,
      which was wrong on so many laya.

      and finally,

      Old Ben lived in the Dune Sea,
      for no reason that any could see,
      to watch Luke grow up
      an exuberant pup,
      too errant a Jedi to be.

  5. unless ( and even if) you are working on another entry
    to “Look Up In The Sky”
    I will take this as an entry….

  6. unless ( and even if) you are working on another entry
    to “Look Up In The Sky”
    I will take this as an entry….

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