THIS is my battle cry??

What Is Your Battle Cry?

Running along the icy wasteland, cutting down all who dare stand in the way using a vorpal blade, cometh Anselm23! And he gives a vengeful grunt:

“I’m seriously going to hack into your brain, and type rm -rf * !!!”

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Heck, I don’t even know what that particular command string means, other than it probably does something really bad. 🙂

On the other hand — ok, I’m a teacher. I do hack people’s brains for a living. Admittedly, they’re teenagers — the encryption isn’t yet hardened, so it’s a little easier. But I tend not to do a complete reformat; it’s so much easier to work with what’s already there. And I try not to take stuff away, I try only to add to what they already have.

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10 comments

  1. Battle cry

    I liked mine better:

    What Is Your Battle Cry?

    Striding along the candy store, swinging a reflective halberd, cometh Fnoxib! And he gives a mighty bellow:

    “I’m going to spank you like a rabid gangsta bitch, and throw you out the window!”

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  2. Battle cry

    I liked mine better:

    What Is Your Battle Cry?

    Striding along the candy store, swinging a reflective halberd, cometh Fnoxib! And he gives a mighty bellow:

    “I’m going to spank you like a rabid gangsta bitch, and throw you out the window!”

    Find out!
    Enter username:
    Are you
    a girl, or
    a guy ?

    created by beatings : powered by monkeys

  3. It deletes all files, recursively, from whatever the directory you’re standing in down.

    So, clearly, you get ported into my brain within an empty subdirectory.

    This has been your daily computer security lesson.

  4. It deletes all files, recursively, from whatever the directory you’re standing in down.

    So, clearly, you get ported into my brain within an empty subdirectory.

    This has been your daily computer security lesson.

  5. Re: FEEL THE WRATH OF MY GOO!

    What Is Your Battle Cry?

    Lo! Who is that, running across the tundra! It is Slog, hands clutching a meaty axe! And with a spectacular roar, her voice cometh:

    “Vengeance and goo flow from my veins! I shall paint the town a sanguine shade of doom!!”

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    Enter username:
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    a girl, or
    a guy ?

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  6. Re: FEEL THE WRATH OF MY GOO!

    What Is Your Battle Cry?

    Lo! Who is that, running across the tundra! It is Slog, hands clutching a meaty axe! And with a spectacular roar, her voice cometh:

    “Vengeance and goo flow from my veins! I shall paint the town a sanguine shade of doom!!”

    Find out!
    Enter username:
    Are you
    a girl, or
    a guy ?

    created by beatings : powered by monkeys

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