“My dog ate my homework…”

I’m in my fourteenth year of teaching, and I’ve only heard this excuse once.  On Friday, a student handed me a couple of sheets of homework, and apologized for their condition with this traditional apology.

But good gods, it’s the first time I’ve ever received homework so clearly and obviously gnawed

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