Heisenberg has bought a new car, a very shiny new car, and he’s trying it out on the motorway. Unfortunately he attracts some unwanted attention. A police officer pulls him over as he’s driving. “Excuse me sir,” says the police officer, “do you know how fast you were going?”
“No” replies Heisenberg cheerfully, “but I know precisely where I am.”
Funny! Loved the jokes in the comments too!
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And I didn’t get the pun in the title until I was halfway through my coffee.
Obviously I have a caffiene problem…or a caffiene solution to the problem of mornings 🙂
Well, I laughed ^_^
Well, I laughed ^_^
And I didn’t get the pun in the title until I was halfway through my coffee.
Obviously I have a caffiene problem…or a caffiene solution to the problem of mornings 🙂
hehehe
hehehe
I have a shirt, which I tried to get to be the offical chemistry club shirt at my college:
“Protons have mass?
I didn’t even know they were Catholic!”
(I went ot a Catholic college, which makes it better.)
Two hydrogen atoms are whizzing down the Cyclotron Freeway. One exclaims to the other, “AUGH! I just lost my electron!” whereupon his buddy inquires, “Are you sure?”
“I’m positive!”
This was on a wall in the Physics Department at Andover. ^_^;;;
Two hydrogen atoms are whizzing down the Cyclotron Freeway. One exclaims to the other, “AUGH! I just lost my electron!” whereupon his buddy inquires, “Are you sure?”
“I’m positive!”
This was on a wall in the Physics Department at Andover. ^_^;;;
I have a shirt, which I tried to get to be the offical chemistry club shirt at my college:
“Protons have mass?
I didn’t even know they were Catholic!”
(I went ot a Catholic college, which makes it better.)
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!