I’m uncertain if this is a joke or not…

Heisenberg has bought a new car, a very shiny new car, and he’s trying it out on the motorway. Unfortunately he attracts some unwanted attention. A police officer pulls him over as he’s driving. “Excuse me sir,” says the police officer, “do you know how fast you were going?”

“No” replies Heisenberg cheerfully, “but I know precisely where I am.”

14 comments

  1. And I didn’t get the pun in the title until I was halfway through my coffee.

    Obviously I have a caffiene problem…or a caffiene solution to the problem of mornings 🙂

    • And I didn’t get the pun in the title until I was halfway through my coffee.

      Obviously I have a caffiene problem…or a caffiene solution to the problem of mornings 🙂

  2. I have a shirt, which I tried to get to be the offical chemistry club shirt at my college:

    “Protons have mass?

    I didn’t even know they were Catholic!”

    (I went ot a Catholic college, which makes it better.)

  3. Two hydrogen atoms are whizzing down the Cyclotron Freeway. One exclaims to the other, “AUGH! I just lost my electron!” whereupon his buddy inquires, “Are you sure?”

    “I’m positive!”

    This was on a wall in the Physics Department at Andover. ^_^;;;

  4. Two hydrogen atoms are whizzing down the Cyclotron Freeway. One exclaims to the other, “AUGH! I just lost my electron!” whereupon his buddy inquires, “Are you sure?”

    “I’m positive!”

    This was on a wall in the Physics Department at Andover. ^_^;;;

    • I have a shirt, which I tried to get to be the offical chemistry club shirt at my college:

      “Protons have mass?

      I didn’t even know they were Catholic!”

      (I went ot a Catholic college, which makes it better.)

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