My Mother sends you this unusual recipe for turkey…
Preheat oven to 350 degrees. Brush turkey well with melted butter, salt,
and pepper. Fill cavity with stuffing and popcorn. Place in baking pan with
the neck end toward the back of the oven. Listen for the popping sounds.
When the turkey’s ass blows the oven door open and the turkey flies across
the room, it’s done.