1. You made my first chapbook look amazing, so amazing it sold over a hundred copies.
2. You smile when you are happy, frown when you are mad, grin when you are amused, and match your face to your emotions. You don’t hold back.
3. You play a mean game of exquisite corpse.
4. You finished National Novel Writing Month, when I barely even got started.
5. You dance with the devil in the pale moonlight, and then leave him standing on the dance floor alone.